Wednesday, September 21, 2005


Look at me, I shimmer.
but who am I?

I just had a very honest and uncharacteristically simple conversation with my girlfriend in which we both decided we are no longer dating. So she is now my ex and hopefully a friend. Everyone: no complaining. I am fine with this.
So it's list time Mr. Lucky number. I have here for your viewing pleasure David Cross/myself/and Bill Murray. So then who do I feel like? Lets start.

Sad: Moderate. I'm Bill Murray.
Frustrated: Heavy. I'm David Cross.
Disappointed: Very heavy. I'm David Cross.
Naive: Lightly. I'm Bill Murray.
Relieved: Largely. I'm Bill Murray chic.
Depressed: Not: I'm David Cross.
Bitter: Slightly. I'm David Cross.
Pessimistic: Moderate. I'm David Cross.
Cheerful: not at all. I'm Ronny Dobbs.
Heart Broken: Nah. I'm Bill Murray style.
Hopeful: Nah. I'm David Cross.
Lonesome: Slightly. I'm Bill Murray.
Mighty: Ha! I'm David Cross.
Mortal: Very. I'm Bill Murray.
Beautiful: Poor. I'm Billy Murray.
Knocked: Very. I'm David Cross.

So it is pretty close here. Looks like gloomy with a chance of David Cross today. Bill Murray, maybe tomorrow.

3 Comments:

Blogger fairclavicle said...

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. THE LITTLE BROWN, FURRY RODENTS.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.--->for tomorrow.

8:54 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations....To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint......They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong.

11:54 PM  
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