Saturday, December 31, 2005

Once again Peter "Zoological Supernova" Lorenz M.D. have been blessed by the recently discovered Jefalope.
This most beautiful specimen was located just south of the Egyptian border where I am wintering with the mighty Double-breasted Fork Crows (grant covered of course).
Seeing another happy example of the leporidae left me with a feeling of accomplishment as well as joy. We all know that the S.J.F.N donations are making a difference now that the Jefalopes are once again breeding like... well... rabbits.
This is the best new years gift a scientist like myself can recieve. I look forward to a world where you can't go thirty feet without seeing jefalopes mating. Bent over logs and everything. Heres to a bright tomarrow!


Blogger Minda said...

Hmm, I wonder what a Jefalope might taste like, or how one should prepare it...

-Melinda, yeah, Jake's Melinda-

1:36 AM  
Blogger fairclavicle said...

Today and through the weekend will be mirrormask at the asheville pizza/brewery. in case you didn't know.

6:29 AM  
Anonymous sista sista said...

crickey mate!!!!

9:29 PM  
Blogger glowsofelsewhere said...

:) Thanks for bringing me such bright news. In other happennings, the new year came! imagine that. can you can you? I think i can. So heres my crazy story of the year and its only january.

TODAY, this just in:

In GUESS who's driveway, was a very nice looking car randomly parked... blocking in my neighbor in the basement, (who is verymuch like milton from office space in his manner and voice and non existent handshake etc)... An abandoned car, which was stolen, by some guys who robbed the bank, right on franklin street. ' In MY hometown ' as chef would say.. yeah, in My driveway infact. horrible. horrible. what if somepone had tried to break in??? so the deal i thought i had, is for a street where lots of "for rent" signs stay,.. not to mention,.. its ALSO the short cut little residential street, where the new housing/ homelessishy shelter place people use to cut through the woods to get to , or as the police say,.. or when theyre trying to get away from the police. If i lived in town more, itd be far worse they said. Just becaseu im not rich enough to live in some safe neighborhood and have a safety bubble of a car doesnt mean i should hae to carry a screwdriver in my coat pocket for protetion all the time. But i still do. How retarded. But it couldnt hurt. me, anyway. heh!

In other news, lindsay tried to kill herself, shes now involved with some alcoholic drug jerk, and she cant even talk to me ont he phone without him being there, my mother is supposedly moving to asheville nc this year but she doesnt think shell even get custody of her little boy even though she has the jobs and her husband hides bottles under the bed and wont get a job, and i also learned that i have whats known as desquamation of the the fingers, from which horrible safeway soap in london initially screwed up my hands from some freaky british chemicals and then i did too many dishes at work at the coffee shop so now theyre screwed up its so stupidd!!!!!!!!!! Anyhow in other news, The stolen car will be removed from our driveway, and hopefully my landlord can get someone safe to rent out either of the 2 rooms in the house i live in by myself on the thuggish street so i wont feel so bobo. .

May i shouldnt think about it too much. I do lots of 'roarshack' paintings. I even painted three times this week so far, so im plenty rich in the important ways. happy new year! please get better with your fingers and hand and arm and everything~ make sure to do the physical therapy all you can!!! Im interested to know how much of an ambi. youve been able to become, already during the last few months.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

Damn it Eireann. Your Awsome.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Mally said...

yo yo yo wat is sup this is mally's friend, caroline. i love your drawings!!!they r soo good!!bi bi

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Ahavah said...

Just dropping by vai MySpace...

Awesome pic. I wish I had one of those mounted on my wall.

12:16 AM  
Anonymous Ahavah said...


12:17 AM  
Blogger fairclavicle said...

I have a drawing that might make you laugh. Well, I laughed anyway.

2:31 AM  

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